Don’t Mess With My Man, The #RHONY Edition

Ok, so if you know me you know my favorite reality show of ALL TIME is definitely The Real Housewives of New York City! They’ll be back on April 5th, and last night I made everyone in my house watch the preview for Season 9 and posed this question. Would it be okay for your friend to marry the person YOU’VE been casually fucking for the last 10 years? Does this break the “girl” or “bro” code? Honestly, I’ve been in situations were I’ve had friends either holler or actually date my exes in the past and I’ve ranged from “Eh, they’re both hoes so it makes sense” to “I am going to rip your head off of your shoulders and dip it in that Kandi Koated chicken wing sauce that has Kandi walking around here thicker than a snicker”.


So Luann is hot in the ass and ready to run down the aisle with Tom (who she’s since married), but Tom was Sonja’s fuck buddy and went on a few meaningless dates with Ramona. While Ramona is definitely the friend “who dated Roger Bobb, too”, Sonja may have a case because you don’t just fuck a person for over 10 years without some sort of feeling involved. Luann DEFINITELY knew and didn’t want anything to ruin her chances at a juicy storyline true love, but come on, son! Their friendship hasn’t truly rebounded and for me, if one of you bitches married my fuck buddy it’d hurt my ego, my pride, and my sex life! I wouldn’t necessarily be upset but I don’t think I could be friends with either person on the level that we were because.. bitch, that’s nasty!

What do y’all think? Sound off on the comments and tune into #RHONY Season 9 this Tues, April 5th on Bravo TV.

2 thoughts on “Don’t Mess With My Man, The #RHONY Edition

  1. If y’all been fucking for ten years clearly it’s not going to be anything more, but if I fuck you for ten years that dick is mine for life my guy ok? Friend or not I’m still fucking.


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